Egypt
May 19-29, 2006
OK, gonna skip ahead a bit because I haven't had time to write any other trips up. So little time, in fact, that my sister Beka wrote this up (thanks!), enjoy:
I love Canada even more! Anyway, Warren, Travis, and I left for Egypt fairly well researched but still unsure of what to expect. We bought some beer for the train, in preparation for visiting a Muslim country where alcohol isn't widely available, and talked excitedly about what we could buy and what we would see. The travel took about 9 hours, and we arrived for our culture shock in Cairo at 3 in the morning. We promptly failed the first task, which was changing cash and buying visas. The money was ok, but the the postage stamp-style visas immediately fell on the floor without our noticing and we were yelled at. As I was pulling out my water bottle to wet the stamps, I was appalled to see both Travis and Warren with the stamps in their mouths (I'll mention now that Egypt is by far the dirtiest place I've ever been, more later.) Next was our free hostel-provided taxi ride. We were all surprised to see a man with a rifle crouched behind a wall as soon as we pulled away from the airport. (We soon discovered that such armed officers are stationed at every street corner.) We quickly noticed the different driving style; which was very fast and with no attention to the lines on the road. The sights outside were even more foreign: there were people everywhere, walking in the streets, attending campfires (in the street), and at open stores. We were staying downtown, which in the night looked like slums, but was slightly better in the daylight. Our hostel was very nice, and my first impression was that I would be happy spending the full 10 days there.


The first few days we were in Cairo, a filty and crowded city with a population of 17 million, we walked around and didn't look at much in particular, except a few of the million mosques. (Richard joined up with us at the end of the first day.) That was an entertainment overload in itself. First of all, we were the only white people. Everyone recognized us as tourists and at first we thought they were friendly because we would hear "Welcome" or "Welcome to Egypt" every few seconds (almost everyone there is fluent in English). However, we frequently encountered friendlier people who would talk longer to us and then try to lead us to their store or sell us something. The business style towards tourists is essentially harrassment, which was constant with taxi drivers, street vendors, store owners, beggars (ie. all Egyptians). And they don't give up easily. In addition, everyone wanted a tip - from the man who walked us two steps to our train, the man who kicked us out of a section of a temple, even to the tourist police officer in the temple. We dealt with it by saying no constantly and then walking (or running) away.


Also of entertainment value was the transportation (pollution aside; we read that being downtown was the equivalent of smoking 30 cigarettes a day and my eyes were sore the whole time and I had trouble breathing). To cross the street you have to step out into traffic, whether it's moving or not. Then, if a car stops, you walk by it and stop and wait again: in the middle of the road with traffic that pays no attention to the lines flying by on either side of you. We became experts at this after a few days, after sprinting for our live the first few times. And the metro: fast and cheap if it's not busy, but crowded in rush hour. In rush hour, the car was full and people kept coming on and coming on, until you couldn't move at all. We began to wonder how we would get off, even though we were quite close to the door. That actually turned out to be easy: everyone from behind us pushed through and we literally didn't even have to move. I was slowed down a bit by the person riding out on my backpack, but we all landed well. As I looked up in relief, a wall of people was sprinting at me to get on the train and we were almost knocked over. Cool once, but no more rush-hour.

After a few days in Cairo, we decided to take a train north to Alexandria, on the Mediterranean Sea. The city is very historically significant, but the ancient sites and buildings were all destroyed, either by the Romans or the warring religious groups. The ancient library was probaby the most important destroyed site, and contributed greatly to the city's intellectual heritage. They've rebuilt an amazing modern library, which had a ton of English books including three volumes listing the world's problems. We also went to the Egyptian National Museum, which had some cool artifacts. Back on the streets, we were hungry and began to look for the least dangerous place to eat. We walked down a gasoline alley, full of auto-part hovels and people welding motorcyles, etc. and went into the only food place. (I should point out we were really hungry.) We ordered 15 cent falafels, which were very good, and then thought that the price was right so we should order more. We also had funny-tasting pickled vegetables and they brought temptingly cold water in tin cups. Luckily, I was the only one who didn't get sick. Next adventure on the streets; horse-drawn carriage ride through the city, through the same terrifying traffic. It was so much fun, except we were dropped off in the worst slums yet, where we were lost for two hours. It was the only time of the trip when I felt anxious, becuase no one knew where we were going. To top that off, it was especially filthy and we were consistently being followed by a group of neighbourhood kids who were interested in us.


Now to the ancient Egyptian sites, what you actually associate with Egypt and which all the other tourists are escorted to and from in tourbuses without ever setting foot in the street. (I never felt unsafe, but I kept thinking there must be a reason why we never saw tourists walking anywhere.) The museum of antiquities has an astounding collection, including everything raided from King Tut's tomb (his mummy was damaged so they just tossed him back), huge sculptures, and even mummified animals. Very few items were labelled; they found all this amazing stuff and just put it all in cases without any organization. Most of it had to do their burials; with the multiple decorated caskets, urns for viscera, and sarcophaguses. It bothers me that these people had such strong beliefs about preservation, burials, and the afterlife and we show no respect by digging them up and displaying them for our interests. King Tut's soul will never recognize his robbed body without the gold head-covering and he'll need his organs; packaged in a set of four, one of which is touring abroad. Still an amazing museum and definately worthwhile.

The pyramids, the most famous and incredible site, and also the most scam-filled day. Song and Vance had arrived the day before, and we found what we thought was a good price to have a guide and air-conditioned van us the pyramids. The day started off well with visits to the Saqqara and Dashur sites, and our guide explained how the pyramids were built for royalty wanting impressive tombs. These pyramids are less-visited and include the step pyramid and the angled pyramid (the initial angle used proved to be too steep, so they had to decrease it partway up to avoid collapse). The problem with our tour was that it included stops at places such as a "carpet school," where we saw child-labour in action, and a "papyrus museum" where we could buy things. We finally got close enough to see the big pyramids when the van pulled into a back alley and we went into a sketchy hovel where a man was offering ridiculusly expensive camel rides around the pyramids. He told us that we needed a camel becuase it was too far to walk, pretty much that we'd die if we didn't have one. Travis and I didn't want to ride a camel, so I said no which led to an hour long battle between me and the camel-guy. He just kept pushing and wouldn't give up until I was on a camel. I said no repeatedly until Travis and I were driven up to the entrance.


Once there, our guide (a friend of the camel-guy who was now pissed off at me) told us that there was no student discount and asked for 80 pounds to buy tickets for us. I told him I wanted to buy my own tickets, and with another conflict fought my way out and bought us the student tickets for 20 pounds each. I was quite angry at this point, and my stomach hadn't felt great all day, but we were at the pyramids! They are amazing and seem to rise out of the desert as naturally as if they had grown up from sand. That they were built 7000 years ago only adds to the awe you feel when you see them. Travis and wandered around (they are very close together), went into one, and just looked. Towards the end, I started to feel sicker and had to duck behind the the Great Pyramid to throw up, but awesome other than that. (I seemed to have picked up a virus somewhere and spent the night writhing around in agony and vomiting at the hostel, but it went away quickly and I was fine the next day. Being a great person, Travis stayed back from dinner to take care of me.)
Meanwhile, our friends on the camels enjoyed a long ride through dirty streets to be led through a gate in the fence and continued to ride only close enough to the pyramids where there was still a sand dune behind which camels could be hidden. They then walked the same distance as us between pyramids and went back to the camels and the ride back, on which they were stopped by the police and an exchange in Arabic took place. So, their entrance fees and admission fee to see inside the Great Pyramid (supposed to be included, but actually not) went straight to the thieving, agressive camel asshole, who overcharged them in the first place. At the end of the day, I was going to say something to the guy we arranged the tour with and ask for our money back, but I was very ill at that point and didn't have to vomit at the precise moment, so couldn't even express myself that way.

Next excursion: night train to Luxor. Very cheap, like everything else that we didn't have to bargain for, and first class was actually quite nice. Except for the bathrooms. I opened the door to check them out and there was sewage sloshing back and forth on the floor. I decided I could hold it for the next eight hours and then actually had a dream about my favourite toilets at home. Luxor is south; another tourist site and very hot. We spent the day looking at the Karnack and Luxor temples, which were similar and both impressive. We also made a stop at McDonald's, happy for the air-conditioning and cleanliness (really, cleanest place we ate) and food that wasn't likely to make us sick. In the evening we walked into an expensive hotel on the Nile, the only place where we fit in, and enjoyed the sunset from the beautiful garden.



The second day in Luxor we went to see the Valley of the Kings, with knowledgeable Richard having the day planned out to see the best tombs and temples. No pictures allowed inside the tombs, but they were very well decorated and completely raided, besides the odd sarcopagus. Our day also included a hike over the mountains to reach the next destination, where we saw some great views (and the heat almost killed us).

At this point in the holiday, we hated Egypt and Egyptians and wanted to be home. We were staggering around delirious and fantasizing about showers and clean Switzerland. But one more day in Cairo, after the night train back from Luxor. Travis and Warren wanted to sit and drink fruit juice (which was amazing, just fruit crushed to liquid form, we drank a lot of it, always in fear of getting sick) and smoke sheesha (flavoured tobacco served in a table-height bong). I wanted to go to the Giza Zoo, so we began our last staggering march through the heat.
The zoo was unbelievably cheap to get into, essentially free with the exchange rate. We quickly realized that being white tourists at the zoo we could go into any back area to see and play with the animals for a tip. I'm sure with enough money and the request they'd let you feed one species to another. The baby lions were being pushed, and Travis was interested, so I went with him into a back area with two zookeepers. They closed the door behind us and we were in a room that reminded me of the Bugs Bunny cartoon with lion pits: there were locked doors made of bars all around the room, with lions behind them. Within two seconds, a door was unlocked and Travis had a 25 day old lion cub in his arms. He was gorgeous! I pet him and Travis held him for a while, and then a second cub was brought out and handed to me. He was slightly bigger than a cat, but sturdier. Mine started to growl and hiss and was quickly taken away, but Travis' was quite docile and cuddly. They asked for a tip equivalent to two dollars, which I think was fairly well spent, however sketchy.
As soon as we were let out of the lion cage, we walked by a white van parked in the centre of the zoo between the ostrichs and some sort of pronged ungulate. We were approached by a group of harrassers and quickly realized that Egyptians were no longer after only our money, they wanted our blood too. Sorry, there isn't any argument that could convince me to donate blood in an African zoo, and we never sprinted faster. The zoo actually wasn't that bad, the animals seemed to be relatively well taken care of and the cages were quite large.

For our last night Travis and I went on a dinner cruise on the Nile (which we were almost scammed out of) which was very nice once we got there. We had a buffet style dinner of not entirely Egyptian food, and I was feeling well enough to do an almost complete buffet binge. The entertainment was excellent; with a belly dancer, drums, and a soufi dancer. Then one last scary taxi ride to the airport. It's the only place I've been too, Travis as well, where we never want to come back, the option just isn't open. I wouldn't recommend that anyone go, the main reason being the constant harrassment from people wanting your money. The sites are amazing, and this is where civilization began, but unless you're really interested in ancient Egyptian history it's not worthwile. It was an amazing experience, but skip it and look at our pictures.











































































